{"id":1788,"date":"2010-10-07T08:52:57","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T06:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2010-10-07T08:52:57","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T06:52:57","slug":"blondine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/10\/07\/blondine\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Blondine kommt in die B\u00fccherei  und sagt zum Bibliothekar:<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8222;Letzte Woche habe ich mir ein Buch von ihnen  ausgeliehen. Es war das langweiligste, das ich je gelesen habe. Die Story war  schwach und es kamen viel zu viele Personen vor!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Bibliothekar l\u00e4chelt  und sagt: &#8222;Oh, Sie m\u00fcssen die Person gewesen sein, die das Telefonbuch  mitgenommen hat&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Blondine kommt in die B\u00fccherei und sagt zum Bibliothekar:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}