{"id":1854,"date":"2009-01-01T21:34:32","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T19:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1854"},"modified":"2009-01-01T21:34:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T19:34:32","slug":"fahren-sie-mich-so-schnell-wie-moglich-in-die-geburtsklinik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2009\/01\/01\/fahren-sie-mich-so-schnell-wie-moglich-in-die-geburtsklinik\/","title":{"rendered":"Fahren Sie mich so schnell wie m\u00f6glich in die Geburtsklinik!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Hallo, Taxi&#8220;, ruft die junge Frau. &#8222;Fahren Sie mich so schnell wie m\u00f6glich in die Geburtsklinik!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Der Fahrer rast los und fragt: &#8222;In zehn Minuten sind wir da, halten Sie es so lange aus?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Nat\u00fcrlich, mein Dienst beginnt erst in einer Viertelstunde!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Hallo, Taxi&#8220;, ruft die junge Frau. &#8222;Fahren Sie mich so schnell wie m\u00f6glich in die Geburtsklinik!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}