{"id":1892,"date":"2010-11-19T22:07:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T20:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1892"},"modified":"2010-11-19T22:07:13","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T20:07:13","slug":"ich-moechte-gern-ein-kaninchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/11\/19\/ich-moechte-gern-ein-kaninchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Ich m\u00f6chte gern ein Kaninchen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein kleines M\u00e4dchen geht in eine Zoohandlung.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Sie l\u00e4chelt den Zoohaendler an und sagt: &#8222;Ich m\u00f6chte gern ein Kaninchen.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Sagt der Zooh\u00e4ndler: &#8222;M\u00f6chtest Du dieses kleine s\u00fcsse braune mit den grossen Augen oder dieses wuschelige flauschige weisse Kaninchen?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Ich denke, das ist meiner Python egal &#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein kleines M\u00e4dchen geht in eine Zoohandlung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}