{"id":1931,"date":"2010-07-14T14:56:28","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T12:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2010-07-14T14:56:28","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T12:56:28","slug":"dann-werd-ich-mal-weiterfliegen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/07\/14\/dann-werd-ich-mal-weiterfliegen\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;dann werd&#039; ich mal weiterfliegen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitzt der Professor in der Mensa beim Mittagessen.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Pl\u00f6tzlich kommt ein total verpennter Student und setzt sich mit seinem<\/p>\n<p>Teller an den Tisch des Professors.<\/p>\n<p>Der Prof ver\u00e4rgert:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Seit wann essen Schwein und Adler an einem Tisch?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Student:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Oh, entschuldigen Sie, dann werd&#8216; ich mal weiterfliegen!&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitzt der Professor in der Mensa beim Mittagessen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}