{"id":1933,"date":"2010-07-27T14:57:42","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T12:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2010-07-27T14:57:42","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T12:57:42","slug":"ich-seh-ja-aus-wie-ein-schwein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/07\/27\/ich-seh-ja-aus-wie-ein-schwein\/","title":{"rendered":"Ich seh&#039; ja aus wie ein Schwein&#8230;.!&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more-->Ein Ehepaar sitzt im Restaurant. Beide essen Spaghetti Bolognese.<\/p>\n<p>Wieder daheim stellt er fest, dass sein wei\u00dfes Hemd ein paar Spritzer<\/p>\n<p>von der So\u00dfe abbekommen hat und sagt zu seiner Frau:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Mein Gott, ich seh&#8216; ja aus wie ein Schwein&#8230;.!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Daraufhin sie: &#8222;Ja, und bekleckert hast Du Dich auch noch&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}