{"id":1958,"date":"2010-09-10T19:03:11","date_gmt":"2010-09-10T17:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1958"},"modified":"2010-09-10T19:03:11","modified_gmt":"2010-09-10T17:03:11","slug":"landung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/09\/10\/landung\/","title":{"rendered":"Landung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more-->OJ: Airbus der AUA (Austrian Airlines) landet in MUC II.<\/p>\n<p>Der Pilot steigt in die Eisen was er nur kann und bringt das Flugzeug gerade noch so vor dem Ende der Runway zum stehen.<\/p>\n<p>Sagt er zum Copiloten:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;So ein Schei\u00df &#8211; Airport, so eine kurze Landebahn ist mir ja noch nie untergekommen.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Copilot schaut links und recht aus den Cockpit-Fenstern und meint: &#8222;Na ja, daf\u00fcr ist sie mindestens 4 km breit&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1958"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}