{"id":1962,"date":"2010-07-19T19:06:38","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T17:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=1962"},"modified":"2010-07-19T19:06:38","modified_gmt":"2010-07-19T17:06:38","slug":"zwei-vogel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/07\/19\/zwei-vogel\/","title":{"rendered":"Zwei V\u00f6gel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitzen zwei V\u00f6gel auf einer Mauer.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Kommt ein D\u00fcsenjet vorbei.<\/p>\n<p>Da sagt der eine Vogel: &#8222;Boah, der fliegt aber schnell!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Antwortet der andere: &#8222;Wenn Dir der Arsch brennt, w\u00fcrdest Du auch so schnell fliegen.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitzen zwei V\u00f6gel auf einer Mauer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}