{"id":2067,"date":"2010-12-02T10:16:40","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T08:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=2067"},"modified":"2010-12-02T10:16:40","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T08:16:40","slug":"ich-war-gerade-hinten-beim-kassieren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2010\/12\/02\/ich-war-gerade-hinten-beim-kassieren\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;ich war gerade hinten beim Kassieren!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more-->Ein Reisebus ist gegen einen Baum gefahren.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00fcrs Unfallprotokoll fragt der Polizist: &#8222;Wie ist denn das passiert?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der Busfahrer voll in Panik: &#8222;Ich kann mir das auch nicht erkl\u00e4ren, ich war gerade hinten beim Kassieren!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[460],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}