{"id":2665,"date":"2011-02-08T19:36:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T17:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=2665"},"modified":"2011-02-08T19:41:46","modified_gmt":"2011-02-08T17:41:46","slug":"eine-einfache-blinddarmoperation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/02\/08\/eine-einfache-blinddarmoperation\/","title":{"rendered":"Eine einfache Blinddarmoperation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Arzt zu Patient: &#8222;Warum rennen Sie aus dem OP-Saal hinaus?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Patient: &#8222;Die Schwester hat gesagt &#8218;regen Sie sich nicht so auf, das ist nur eine einfache Blinddarmoperation. Sie werden es schon schaffen!'&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Arzt: &#8222;Und was ist daran schlimm?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Patient: &#8222;Sie hat es nicht zu mir gesagt, sondern zu dem Chirurgen.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}