{"id":2844,"date":"2011-03-22T20:48:27","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T18:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=2844"},"modified":"2011-03-22T20:56:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T18:56:02","slug":"frau-mit-besen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/03\/22\/frau-mit-besen\/","title":{"rendered":"Frau mit Besen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ein Mann kommt betrunken um 4 Uhr morgens heim.<\/p>\n<p>Im Flur steht seine Frau, w\u00fctend, mit einem Besen in der Hand.<\/p>\n<p>Fragt er sie: &#8222;Bist du am putzen oder fliegst du weg?&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}