{"id":2876,"date":"2011-04-11T15:27:17","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T13:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=2876"},"modified":"2011-04-11T15:27:17","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T13:27:17","slug":"koder-neu-auslegen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/04\/11\/koder-neu-auslegen\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f6der neu auslegen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ein Schotte ger\u00e4t mit seiner Frau bei einem Segelausflug in einen schweren Sturm.<\/p>\n<p>Das Segelboot sinkt.<\/p>\n<p>Der Mann wird gerettet, von der Frau allerdings fehlt jede Spur.<\/p>\n<p>Nach einem Monat bekommt der Mann von der Polizei ein Telegramm: &#8222;Frau von Muscheln und Austern bedeckt im Meer treibend gefunden &#8211; Was sollen wir tun&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Daraufhin schreibt der Schotte zur\u00fcck: &#8222;Muscheln und Austern verkaufen &#8211; K\u00f6der neu auslegen&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}