{"id":2889,"date":"2011-06-07T15:35:35","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T13:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=2889"},"modified":"2011-06-07T15:36:02","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T13:36:02","slug":"arzt-an-bord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/06\/07\/arzt-an-bord\/","title":{"rendered":"Arzt an Bord?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more-->Im Flugzeug sagt der Pilot durch: &#8222;Wenn sich ein Arzt an Bord befindet, soll er ins Cockpit kommen!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Ein Mann steht auf und geht nach vorne.<\/p>\n<p>Nach wenigen Minuten ert\u00f6nt die Stimme des Arztes aus den Lautsprechern: &#8222;Wenn sich ein Pilot an Bord befindet, soll er nach vorne kommen!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}