{"id":2892,"date":"2011-06-07T15:36:34","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T13:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=2892"},"modified":"2011-06-07T15:38:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T13:38:21","slug":"flugschuler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/06\/07\/flugschuler\/","title":{"rendered":"Flugsch\u00fcler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>H\u00f6ren Sie um Himmels willen endlich mit diesen bl\u00f6den Kunstst\u00fccken auf,&#8220; ruft der vor Angst schlotternde Flugsch\u00fcler dem Piloten zu, &#8222;ich sitze zum ersten Mal in so einer Kiste und Sie nehmen \u00fcberhaupt keine R\u00fccksicht auf mich.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Ei, ei, ei&#8220;, sagt darauf resignierend der Pilot, &#8222;dann sind Sie wohl nicht der Lehrer, der mir heute das Landen beibringen wollte?&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}