{"id":3061,"date":"2011-07-02T20:08:07","date_gmt":"2011-07-02T18:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=3061"},"modified":"2011-07-02T20:08:07","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T18:08:07","slug":"zwei-manner-an-der-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/07\/02\/zwei-manner-an-der-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Zwei M\u00e4nner an der Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Ach ja, da murmelt man paar Worte auf dem Standesamt, schon ist man verheiratet.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Der andere:<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Und dann murmelt man paar Worte im Schlaf, schon ist man geschieden.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Ach ja, da murmelt man paar Worte auf dem Standesamt, schon ist man verheiratet.&#8220; Der andere: &#8222;Und dann murmelt man paar Worte im Schlaf, schon ist man geschieden.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}