{"id":3091,"date":"2011-07-02T20:26:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-02T18:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=3091"},"modified":"2011-07-02T20:26:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-02T18:26:40","slug":"kaktusdorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/07\/02\/kaktusdorn\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaktusdorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Beamter sitzt am Schreibtisch und jammert rum. Fragt ihn sein Kollege, was denn los sei.<\/p>\n<p>Er meint: &#8222;Mist, ich hab mir beim Blumengie\u00dfen einen Kaktusdorn in den Finger gestochen.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Dann zieh ihn doch raus.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Was denn, jetzt in der Mittagspause?&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Beamter sitzt am Schreibtisch und jammert rum. Fragt ihn sein Kollege, was denn los sei. Er meint: &#8222;Mist, ich hab mir beim Blumengie\u00dfen einen Kaktusdorn in den Finger gestochen.&#8220; &#8222;Dann zieh ihn doch raus.&#8220; &#8222;Was denn, jetzt in der Mittagspause?&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}