{"id":3308,"date":"2011-11-29T19:23:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T17:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/?p=3308"},"modified":"2011-11-29T19:23:15","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T17:23:15","slug":"schnauze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/2011\/11\/29\/schnauze\/","title":{"rendered":"Schnauze"},"content":{"rendered":"

Feldwebel Huber schreitet die Reihen der Rekruten ab. Vor einem bleibt er stehen und fragt:<\/p>\n

„Wie hei\u00dfen sie?“<\/p>\n

„Peter Schmitz. Und Sie?“<\/p>\n

Schreit der Feldwebel:<\/p>\n

„Schnauze!“<\/p>\n

„Oh, das tut mir leid!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Feldwebel Huber schreitet die Reihen der Rekruten ab. Vor einem bleibt er stehen und fragt: „Wie hei\u00dfen sie?“ „Peter Schmitz. Und Sie?“ Schreit der Feldwebel: „Schnauze!“ „Oh, das tut mir leid!“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.schlamm.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}